School Jokes
| Father: What are your marks like in school? Boy: They're underwater. Father: What does that mean? Boy: They're below C level. |
| Teacher: Your essay about your cat is the same as your sister's. Pupil: That is because it is the same cat! |
| Teacher: Do you understand the importance of punctuation? Student: Oh yes, I always get to school on time. |
| Q: On what kind of ships do students travel? A: On scholarships |
| Boy: I think our school must be haunted. Father: Why? Boy: Because the principal is always talking about school spirit. |
| Q: If you cut an apple into four pieces and a banana into eight, what will you get? A: Fruit salad |
| Teacher: Can you tell me what a unit of electricity is called? Student: What? Teacher: Correct |
| Q: Why did the schoolboy hate decimals? A: He couldn't see the point. |
| Teacher: Please name two pronouns. Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Correct. |
| Teacher: Please give me a sentence with the word centimeter in it. Student: My grandmother arrived at the train station and I was centimeter. |
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