One Smart Fellow, He Felt Smart. Two Smart Fellows, They Felt Smart. Three Smart Fellows, And They All Felt Smart. |
A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly "Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue |
A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad's heart, For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree toad bower With her three-toed power The she-toad vetoed him. |
Betty Boughter bought some butter But she said the butter's bitter If I put it in my batter It will make my batter bitter But a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butter So she bought a bit of better butter And put it in her batter And her batter was not bitter So t'was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter and put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. |
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much. |
If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand! |
Mr. See owned a saw. Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. |
Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?" |
You've no need to light a night-light On a light night like tonight, For a night-light's light's a slight light, And tonight's a night that's light. When a night's light, like tonight's light, It is really not quite right To light night-lights with their slight lights On a light night like tonight. |
Thursday, 27 October 2011
Tongue Twister Poems
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