Animal Jokes
| What's a snake's favorite subject? A: Hiss-tory! |
| How do you get out of an elephants stomach? A: You run around and around and around until you are "all pooped out". |
| What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? A: Frostbite! |
| Where does a sheep get a haircut? A: At the Baa Baa shop! |
| What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A: A Milk Dud |
| What animal makes the most of its food? A: The giraffe~ It makes a little go a long way |
| What kind of ant is good at math? A: An accountant |
| What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk |
| What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A: A pachydermatologist |
| Why do elephants have cracks between their toes? A: To carry their library cards |
| What do you call a frog stuck in the mud? A: Unhoppy |
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